The Community of Wattle Cup Caterpillar is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.345 billion Wattle Cup Caterpillarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong Wattle Cup Caterpillarian economy, worth 384 trillion Rains a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 52,314 Rains, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Wattle Cup Caterpillarians, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wattle Cup Caterpillar's national animal is the Chameleon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wattle Cup Caterpillar is ranked 169,343^rd in the world and 1^st in Rainbow Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.36 law-abiding acts per hour.