The Jingoistic States of Warstraw is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 695 million Warstrawians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Warstrawian economy, worth 40.0 trillion Wars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 57,500 Wars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Warstraw City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, kindhearted Warstrawians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warstraw's national animal is the Oliphaunt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Warstraw is ranked 136,445^th in the world and 72^nd in The Ninth Army for Highest Average Incomes, with 57,500.07 Standard Monetary Units.