The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 99 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.189 billion Warrior of Utopia 99ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Warrior of Utopia 99ian economy, worth 120 trillion Monetary Units a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,933 Monetary Units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,890 per year while the poor average 7,174, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

The lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Warrior of Utopia 99, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 99's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Warrior of Utopia 99's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin.

Warrior of Utopia 99 is ranked 103,059^th in the world and 983^rd in eta for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,372.05 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.