The Republic of Warrior of Utopia 591 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.161 billion Warrior of Utopia 591ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Warrior of Utopia 591ian economy, worth 109 trillion Endoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,760 Endoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, eminent domain has been abolished, WOU5-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 591's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Warrior of Utopia 591 is ranked 129,089^th in the world and 1,852^nd in eta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,283.19 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.