The Armed Republic of Warrior of Utopia 35 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.98 billion Warrior of Utopia 35ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Warrior of Utopia 35ian economy, worth 157 trillion Bottle caps a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,634 Bottle caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 35's national animal is the Irradiated Two-Headed Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Warrior of Utopia 35 is ranked 240,862^nd in the world and 3,680^th in eta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.