The Oppressed Peoples of Wandering Jew is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45.631 billion Wandering Jewians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 43.4%.

The Wandering Jewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion roadmaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 26,782 roadmaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the government is reigning in public spending. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Wandering Jew's national animal is the anteater, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wandering Jew is ranked 238,114^th in the world and 10^th in 100 Nations of Conquest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.91 law-abiding acts per hour.