The Republic of Wall of Cake 5 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning wall population. The hard-working population of 1.133 billion Wall of Cake 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The Wall of Cake 5ian economy, worth 42.6 trillion cakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,608 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 5's national animal is the wall, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wall of Cake 5 is ranked 214,160^th in the world and 1^st in Panda Revolutionary Command for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.