The Republic of Wall of Cake 271 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning cake population. The hard-working population of 656 million Wall of Cake 271ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The Wall of Cake 271ian economy, worth 29.7 trillion walls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,262 walls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake 271's national animal is the cake.

Wall of Cake 271 is ranked 191,113^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist regime for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 893.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.