The Most trustworthy and kind of Waldorff Waldorff is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Waldorff with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.724 billion Waldorff Waldorffians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starland. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Waldorff Waldorffian economy, worth 112 trillion Starland Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,501 Starland Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, the official Waldorff Waldorffian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, misbehaving Eagles deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waldorff Waldorff's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Waldorff Waldorff is ranked 120,972^nd in the world and 2^nd in Waldorff for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 84.09 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.