The Empire of Walbard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Carlisle I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 31.492 billion Walbardians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walbard City. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walbardian economy, worth a remarkable 8,101 trillion Walbardian Viras a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 257,251 Walbardian Viras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Emperor Carlisle I's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table', dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and a degree in Emperor Carlisle I Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Walbard's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Walbard is ranked 9,611^th in the world and 4^th in The Empire of Walbard for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.18 law-abiding acts per hour.