The Republic of Waaaar is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 241 million Waaaarians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The powerhouse Waaaarian economy, worth 17.7 trillion Burnbacks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 73,558 Burnbacks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,614 per year while the poor average 13,494, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Waaaarian Embarrassments, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waaaar's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Waaaar is ranked 238,030^th in the world and 19^th in The Planet Renooth for Nicest Citizens, with 3.13 average smiles per day.