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We Know What's Best
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,171stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,434thFattest Citizens: 6,468th
The Scarlet Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Research Officer
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Vytalicita

Population8.668 billion

CapitalDinero
LeaderFlaunty McWealthy
FaithGreed

Currencypeso
Animalemu

The Scarlet Commonwealth of Vytalicita is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Flaunty McWealthy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.668 billion Vytalicitans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinero. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The thriving Vytalicitan economy, worth 778 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 89,848 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dinero's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', and the giant 80-storey carving of Flaunty McWealthy in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vytalicita's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greed.

Vytalicita is ranked 104,689th in the world and 7th in Fifth Wall for Highest Drug Use, scoring 71.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,171stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,434thFattest Citizens: 6,468thMost Avoided: 7,363rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,776thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,366thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,689thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,012thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,065thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,348thLargest Retail Industry: 20,836thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,557thLargest Mining Sector: 25,653rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vytalicita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vytalicita, the giant 80-storey carving of Flaunty McWealthy in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Vytalicita, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • : Following new legislation in Vytalicita, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vytalicita, Dinero's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Vytalicita was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vytalicita, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Vytalicita was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Vytalicita was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Vytalicita, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Dinero.

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