The Gift that keeps giving of Vylixan Theika Dora is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sitethief with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.527 billion Vylixan Theika Dorans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giant Giftbasket. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The all-consuming Vylixan Theika Doran economy, worth 394 trillion Gifts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,390 Gifts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,435 per year while the poor average 12,865, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

A signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and people spend a lot on hair and nails. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Theika Dora's national animal is the Santa Claus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Giving.

Vylixan Theika Dora is ranked 94,806^th in the world and 114^th in Vylixan Prime for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.06 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.