The Commonwealth of Vylixan Phonoi 196 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.313 billion Vylixan Phonoi 196ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Vylixan Phonoi 196ian economy, worth 300 trillion kinas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,195 kinas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

No one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Vylixan Phonoi 196's national animal is the swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vylixan Phonoi 196 is ranked 33,723^rd in the world and 12^th in Vylixan Prime for Most Beautiful Environments, with 796.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.