The Free Land of Vylixan Amphitrite 248 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.916 billion Vylixan Amphitrite 248ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The very strong Vylixan Amphitrite 248ian economy, worth 384 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,596 Denarii, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Vylixan Amphitrite 248 City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and international tensions are high as Vylixan Amphitrite 248 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Vylixan Amphitrite 248's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Vylixan Amphitrite 248 is ranked 204,063^rd in the world and 383^rd in Vylixan Prime for Most Primitive, scoring -84.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.