The Empire of Vulpion is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Foxtrot with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 10.154 billion Vulpionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhia city. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vulpionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,397 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, the future is monochrome, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vulpion's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonism.

Vulpion is ranked 44,656^th in the world and 8^th in Dragon for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,352.39 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.