The Allied States of Vorcinte is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 998 million Vorcinteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Vorcintean economy, worth 41.5 trillion marks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,535 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vorcinte's national animal is the cow.

Vorcinte is ranked 248,758^th in the world and 1^st in The Vorincte League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.