The Allied States of Vor-achoc is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Minister Ziv Mosm with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.18 billion Vor-achocians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ch'tulash. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vor-achocian economy, worth a remarkable 2,702 trillion Vers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,862 Vers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The doctor has cold hands, it takes several hours to shuffle the national deck, gamblers often find their stakes burnt, and enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vor-achoc's national animal is the hornet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vor-achoc is ranked 148,480^th in the world and 18^th in Sky Haven for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,087.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.