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Not All Are Created Equal. Commandant VX III
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331stLargest Black Market: 621st
The Confederation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Vlakistonia

Population11.813 billion

CapitalCrasnychok
LeaderCommandant VX III
FaithConservative Eugenicism

CurrencyPetro-vye
AnimalKoala

The Confederation of Vlakistonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Commandant VX III with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.813 billion Vlakistonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crasnychok. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vlakistonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,627 trillion Petro-vyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 391,741 Petro-vyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, the Vlakistonian government claim that Vlakistonians are oppressed out of love, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vlakistonia's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conservative Eugenicism.

Vlakistonia is ranked 287,096th in the world and 1,946th in Herta Space Station for Safest, scoring 4.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331stLargest Black Market: 621stMost Patriotic: 1,117thHighest Average Incomes: 1,208thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,434thMost Devout: 1,441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,494thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,613thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,809thMost Cultured: 2,084thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,092ndMost Developed: 2,116thLowest Crime Rates: 2,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,657thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,676thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,446thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,817thLargest Governments: 3,824thHighest Economic Output: 3,836thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,916thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,027thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,094thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,969thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,272ndMost Authoritarian: 9,360thHighest Food Quality: 10,002ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,344thLargest Retail Industry: 12,777thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,431stLargest Mining Sector: 19,295thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,670th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 75th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, the Vlakistonian government claim that Vlakistonians are oppressed out of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Vlakistonia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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