The Empire of Vlahkza is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Overlord Nahk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.56 billion Drones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Undercity Lair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The powerhouse Vlahkzan economy, worth 162 trillion Sins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,299 Sins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 401,783 per year while the poor average 18,622, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Vlahkza's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Furyism.

Vlahkza is ranked 306,543^rd in the world and 1^st in The Villainous Badlands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.