The United Kingdom of Vitionion is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.387 billion Vitionionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vitionionian economy, worth 217 trillion Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 156,142 Guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,403,907 per year while the poor average 2,176, a ratio of 645 to 1.

The poorest Vitionionians live in 'the stacks', residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, and public parks are on the upswing. Crime is totally unknown. Vitionion's national animal is the Gnome, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vitionion is ranked 12,439^th in the world and 16^th in Aeternum for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.