The Queen's State of Vitdaeg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.791 billion Vitdaegians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The powerhouse Vitdaegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,810 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,914 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,758 per year while the poor average 2,574, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vitdaeg's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vitdaeg is ranked 109,314^th in the world and 40^th in State for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.