The United Socialist Republic of Furballland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Szurigaph Úntiæŕlæva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.178 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanguszapevunn-Yúvíliq-Ğrìģorię. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,797 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,248 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Szwartschzerveéklædszser.

Furballland is ranked 283,432^nd in the world and 6,223^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.