The Socialist State of Villarussia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nathaniel Hannah with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.876 billion Villarussians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mashkevitch. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Villarussian economy, worth 446 trillion Pearls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,216 Pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Villarussia, hospitals in Villarussia are too busy serving the needs of Republic of Communist Specialists to see Villarussians, nations that kill a Villarussian can expect a strongly worded letter, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Villarussia's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Villarussia is ranked 267,702^nd in the world and 3^rd in Republic of Communist Specialists for Most Primitive, scoring -228.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.