The Empire of Very Evil Larry is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Very Evil Larry with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.649 billion Evilites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbakalaxia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eviltian economy, worth 390 trillion Larries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,967 Larries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 800,662 per year while the poor average 51,873, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Very Evil Larry's national animal is the Larry cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is loyalty to Very Evil Larry.

Very Evil Larry is ranked 329,514^th in the world and 2^nd in The end of a time for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -18.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.