The People's democratic Republic of Venezaue is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Rodrigues Silva Cardoso with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.363 billion Venezaueans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunspires. The average income tax rate is 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Venezauean economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,219 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Venezaue's national animal is the Artic Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheist state.

Venezaue is ranked 332,049^th in the world and 24^th in Arakeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -15.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.