The Federal Republic of Deerp is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sam Kurt with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.577 billion Deerpians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deerp city. The average income tax rate is 83.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Deerpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 273,061 Derps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins. Crime is totally unknown. Deerp's national animal is the dolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is E.

Deerp is ranked 41,767^th in the world and 755^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,412.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.