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Districts of Kurgan Oblast
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31,295th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Vargashinsky District

Population558 million

CurrencyDucat
AnimalBear

The Republic of Vargashinsky District is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 558 million Vargashinsky Districtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The very strong Vargashinsky Districtian economy, worth 26.4 trillion Ducats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,270 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vargashinsky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vargashinsky District is ranked 321,941st in the world and 860th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31,295th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargashinsky District, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.

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