The Forsaken of Vara 128 is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.628 billion Vara 128ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Vara 128ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,254 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, the government is chasing the gold at the end of the rainbow, and the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 128's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Vara 128 is ranked 300,960th in the world and 2,603rd in Eye for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
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Vara 128, the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned.
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Vara 128, the government is chasing the gold at the end of the rainbow.
- : Following new legislation in
Vara 128, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in
Vara 128, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
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Vara 128, printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment.
- : Following new legislation in
Vara 128, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain.
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Vara 128, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in
Vara 128, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Following new legislation in
Vara 128, recognizing the Vara 128ian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
Vara 128, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.















































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