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It stares into him, and it stares out of him
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,513th
The Forsaken of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Vara 128

Population11.628 billion

Currencyflorin
Animalgiraffe

The Forsaken of Vara 128 is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.628 billion Vara 128ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vara 128ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,607 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,254 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, the government is chasing the gold at the end of the rainbow, and the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vara 128's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vara 128 is ranked 300,960th in the world and 2,603rd in Eye for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,513thMost Devout: 4,686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,709thLargest Black Market: 5,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,622ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,855thLargest Governments: 5,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,977thMost Efficient Economies: 7,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,486thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,012thHighest Average Incomes: 8,511thLowest Crime Rates: 8,618thNudest: 9,068thMost Patriotic: 9,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,996thLargest Mining Sector: 11,200thSmartest Citizens: 11,402ndHighest Economic Output: 11,532ndLargest Retail Industry: 15,060thTop
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Most Inclusive: 19,607thMost Authoritarian: 21,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,889thMost Developed: 30,932nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Stationary: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionMost Patriotic: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionLargest Black Market: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionMost Devout: 138th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 148th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 158th in the regionMost Income Equality: 160th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 176th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177th in the regionMost Extreme: 181st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 191st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 192nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, the government is chasing the gold at the end of the rainbow.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, recognizing the Vara 128ian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Vara 128, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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