The Vast Vole Confederacy of Vapidicity is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mz Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 21.789 billion Vapidites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idunno. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vapidicityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,381 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vapidicity's national animal is the vole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Instagram.

Vapidicity is ranked 263,868^th in the world and 9^th in Fifth Wall for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,542.65 Standard Monetary Units.