The District of Vannin Ellan is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by proctor with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.974 billion Vannin Ellanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.

The strong Vannin Ellanian economy, worth 933 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,956 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Vannin Ellan has designated District City as its capital city, and Proctor has just been declared ruler of Vannin Ellan in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Vannin Ellan's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vannin Ellan is ranked 137,053^rd in the world and 5^th in Isle of Man for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.