The SOS Brigade of Vandoosa Neunundzwanzig is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Haruhi Suzumiya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.023 billion Haruhi clones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vicktoria. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Vandoosa Neunundzwanzigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,937 trillion ceks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,184 ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Vandoosa Neunundzwanzig, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Neunundzwanzig's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Vandoosa Neunundzwanzig is ranked 38,848^th in the world and 20^th in Jenny for Most Corrupt Governments, with 55.62 kickbacks per hour.