The Soviet Ozoiland of Vandoosa Funf is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Red Ozoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 26.626 billion red faeries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vicktoria. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vandoosa Funfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,596 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,974 Ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Ceks are being blown on orbital weapons development, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Cek battlesuits, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Funf's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Vandoosa Funf is ranked 145,986^th in the world and 81^st in Jenny for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,559.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.