The Matriarchy of Valmarr is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.095 billion Valmarrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.4%.

The Valmarrian economy, worth 606 trillion iraimbilanjas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,290 iraimbilanjas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valmarr's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Valmarr is ranked 42,930^th in the world and 38^th in ainulindale for Largest Populations, with 13.1 billion capita.