The Queendom of Vallermoore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Yocasta with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 33.715 billion Vallermooreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vallermoorean economy, worth an astonishing 13,076 trillion Chingchings a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 387,850 Chingchings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, prospective foster parents like to shop around, and woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Giant Spiders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallermoore's national animal is the Giant Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Megatronism.

Vallermoore is ranked 332,281^st in the world and 137^th in The Black Hawks for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -44.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.