The Dictatorship of Valilingrado is a very large, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical population of 252 million Valilingradoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The strong Valilingradoan economy, worth 11.5 trillion Falsoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,565 Falsoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign envoys that want to visit Valilingrado now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valilingrado's national animal is the garupa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Valilingrado is ranked 27,878^th in the world and 10^th in UEPU Federal Republic for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.