The Fiefdom of Utopian Timekeepers 2 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.393 billion Utopian Timekeepers 2ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Utopian Timekeepers 2ian economy, worth 110 trillion Clocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 46,274 Clocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,244 per year while the poor average 2,900, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Utopian Timekeepers 2's national animal is the Watchdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Utopian Timekeepers 2 is ranked 269,147^th in the world and 17^th in Hornblende for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.