The Fiefdom of Utopian Timekeepers 1 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.406 billion Utopian Timekeepers 1ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Utopian Timekeepers 1ian economy, worth 103 trillion Clocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,929 Clocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,681 per year while the poor average 2,691, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Utopian Timekeepers 1's national animal is the Watchdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Utopian Timekeepers 1 is ranked 70,135^th in the world and 7^th in the lightless flame for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,943.71 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.