The Republic of Utopian Farmer 7 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.117 billion Utopian Farmer 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The Utopian Farmer 7ian economy, worth 211 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,293 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, army rations are served on silver platters, Utopian Farmer 7 has designated Utopian Farmer 7 City as its capital city, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Utopian Farmer 7's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Utopian Farmer 7 is ranked 163,588^th in the world and 8^th in Hornblende for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,185.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.