The State of Utila is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.841 billion Utilans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Utilan economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,857 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime is moderate. Utila's national animal is the deer.

Utila is ranked 40,404^th in the world and 1^st in Bay Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,110.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.