The Holy Empire of USS Tulsa is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The quiet, industrious population of 5.045 billion USS Tulsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The USS Tulsan economy, worth 216 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,821 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The same 5045 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, and a major religion has been named as USS Tulsa's national religion. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USS Tulsa's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

USS Tulsa is ranked 82,519^th in the world and 4^th in Navy for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.