The Federation of USS Triumphant is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14 million USS Triumphantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case USS Triumphantian economy, worth 214 billion Better Ourselveses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 15,333 Better Ourselveses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into USS Triumphant, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USS Triumphant's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

USS Triumphant is ranked 251,854^th in the world and 26^th in After the Fall for Highest Poor Incomes, with 14,722.99 Standard Monetary Units.