The State of Uruguai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 21.957 billion Uruguaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The powerhouse Uruguaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,060 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, Uruguai has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Uruguai in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Uruguai's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uruguai is ranked 80,099^th in the world and 1^st in Alofi for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 46,515.95 Standard Monetary Units.