The Republic of Upper New Wooly is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.108 billion Upper New Woolyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Upper New Woolyian economy, worth 629 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,697 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,741 per year while the poor average 2,613, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Upper New Wooly's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Upper New Wooly is ranked 130,116^th in the world and 1^st in The fascist army ii for Largest Black Market, with 1.52 trillion Standard Monetary Units.