The Republic of UoDLS keeper is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 20.89 billion UoDLS keeperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.9%.

The powerhouse UoDLS keeperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,291 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UoDLS keeper's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UoDLS keeper is ranked 240,221^st in the world and 1^st in Union of Democratic Leftist States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.