The Unitarian Universalist Land of Universalism is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by William Shatner with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 38.603 billion Universalismians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ShangriLa. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Universalismian economy, worth a remarkable 1,472 trillion universalists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 38,148 universalists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, Universalism's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Dove Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Universalism's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Quakerism.

Universalism is ranked 267,703^rd in the world and 2^nd in Unitarian for Highest Average Incomes, with 38,148.17 Standard Monetary Units.