The Colony of UNITEDF33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 19.05 billion UNITEDF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient UNITEDF33ian economy, worth 683 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,878 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. UNITEDF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

UNITEDF33 is ranked 145,992^nd in the world and 1^st in United Fascists for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 923.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.