The Empire of United Tatumia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by James Caesar with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.16 billion United Tatumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomasiun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient United Tatumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,910 trillion Tatumian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 266,769 Tatumian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, scientists take credit every time it rains in Commonwealth of Sovereign States, the central government is trying to keep things flowing, and foreign invaders are putting United Tatumian lab rats out of a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Tatumia's national animal is the Dragon Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Tatumia is ranked 33,864^th in the world and 57^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Developed, scoring 81.46 on the Human Development Index.