The Raider Unity of United Raiders is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.801 billion raiders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The Raider Unity economy, worth 347 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,451 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded United Raiders City with effluent. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Raiders's national animal is the Malicious Osiran shadow hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

United Raiders is ranked 165,091^st in the world and 3^rd in Nikosian dead zone for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.