The Constitutional Monarchy of United Kingdom and Great Britain is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elizabeth II with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.287 billion British are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong British economy, worth 225 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 68,696 Pound Sterlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,221 per year while the poor average 17,869, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Children keel over while singing "Elizabeth II Gives Us the Water of Life", teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in United Kingdom and Great Britain's offices, Elizabeth II's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. United Kingdom and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

United Kingdom and Great Britain is ranked 73,717^th in the world and 2^nd in Northern Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,149.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.